greatwhiteprivilege:

hot people with tattoos and glasses make me sweat

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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Sister: I have twice as many friends as you
Me: zero times two is still zero
tagged: +snap snap 

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

tagged: +and outfits 

@ladygaga: I love this picture, I’m having so much fun crusading ARTPOP around the US. The energy is more diehard than ever.

@ladygagaI love this picture, I’m having so much fun crusading ARTPOP around the US. The energy is more diehard than ever.